Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC is a quantitative crypto hedge fund based in Miami Beach, Florida. DBC manages over $100 Trillion AUM with an IQ of just 50. Illiquid investments include XRP, crystals, high risk real estate in Miami Beach, and vintage designer clothing. Dumb Bitch Capital LLC’s manager was the winner of 2021 “Miss Information” pageant, holds a PHD from the University of Phoenix, and is a Landlord Rights Activist